Automotive Retribution Catalogue

The Friendly Cyclist's Automotive Retribution Catalogue (Mail Order Only) has all the technology the discerning city bike commuter needs.

Reverse Spurs ($19)


EMP Harpoon ($90)


Snaffle ($120)


Windshield Poop Bomb ($14)


Tirekiller ($20)


Nerf Tabs ($2)


Petroleum Eating Bacteria ($5)


Gas Tank Siphon ($3)


The Boot (Free with signup)


Super Magnets ($10)


Lazer Blinder ($119)


You can make your own copies of the zine by downloading the PDF and printing it double sided, with the short edge fold.

This catalogue was originally available as a zine, edition of 100, a collaboration with Adam Greenhall and Matt Greenhall.

2014