Automotive Retribution Catalogue

The Friendly Cyclist's Automotive Retribution Catalogue (Mail Order Only) has all the technology the discerning city bike commuter needs.

Reverse Spurs ($19)

EMP Harpoon ($90)

Snaffle ($120)

Windshield Poop Bomb ($14)

Tirekiller ($20)

Nerf Tabs ($2)

Petroleum Eating Bacteria ($5)

Gas Tank Siphon ($3)

The Boot (Free with signup)

Super Magnets ($10)

Lazer Blinder ($119)

You can make your own copies of the zine by downloading the PDF and printing it double sided, with the short edge fold.

This catalogue was originally available as a zine, edition of 100, a collaboration with Adam Greenhall and Matt Greenhall.